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//Random Quote...//


 * Just a quote from Monty Python Holy Grail if you haven't seen it I'd suggest you rent it because it's pretty funny how some of the jokes build on previous jokes in the movie. You really have to watch it two or three times to fully appreciate the humor. Anyways here is my favorite part it's towards the end and you'll really appreciate it after you see the movie:

__Bridgekeeper:__ STOP! He who would cross the Bridge of Death Must answer me These questions three Ere the other side he see.

__Arthur:__ Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

__Bridgekeeper:__ What...is your name?

__Arthur:__ King Arthur of the Britons!

__Bridgekeeper:__ What...is your quest?

__Arthur:__ I seek the Holy Grail!

__Bridgekeeper:__ What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

__Arthur:__ (brief pause) What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?

__Bridgekeeper:__ (confused) Well...I don't know...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!

__Bedevere__: (crossing behind Arthur) How do you know so much about swallows, sire? __Arthur:__ Well, you have to know these sorts of things when you're a king, you know...**

The entire script for the scene: http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/bridge.asp